-Shiitin on yaa hoe

All my single ladies♥

One year ago - 228 views
All my single ladies♥
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More than the usual

One year ago - 264 views
More than the usual
Haven't been on here in forever!
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Im on my Nicki shit call me BARBIE b*tch!

Two years ago - 1,312 views
Im on my Nicki shit call me BARBIE b*tch!
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Woohoo, Over Here Boys!

Two years ago - 435 views
Woohoo, Over Here Boys!
After the club the girls and I came back to my apartment, they decided to stay since they were dead drunk & didn't want the party to end. I dug through my bag for my keys & tried to pull myself together so I could at least get the key in the door. After five minutes of missing the lock Nessa snatched the keys out of my hands & open the door on the first try. As soon as we got in April ran to my sound system and turned it to 95.7, she turned around and started shaking her booty as if she thought she was a stripper waiting for us to throw her money. Vanessa went in my kitchen and went directly to my liquor stash & starting taking all kind down from the cabinet. "Nessa are you seriously about to try and cosume more liquor?" I asked. "Sasha will you please stop trying to be lil miss perfect and help me mix these drinks together" she said as if she wasn't completely waisted. "You know Vanessa if I didn't love you I would've killed your ass by now". She giggled & continued to pour her little concoction together.
 
20 mins. later we were spreaded out on the floor hysterically laughing about old times. "hey remember when we were sophomores in high school & we were on our way to lunch and I ran right into the glass door"? "Wow April you actually remember that sh*t"? "I could not stop laughing and you were mad because everyone seen you but you were popular so everyone acted like they didn't" "haha" Nessa snickered. "Yep those were the days" "They were" Nessa & I agreed.
 
"Knock, knock, knock"
"who the fu*k can this be at"... I looked at my Iphone "4.16 in the fu*king morning"."oh that must be" I heard Nessa say in between laughs "that must be who?" I asked confused. "Just open the door Sasha" She continued to laugh. I looked through the peep hole before I opened it but couldn't really make out who it was. I turned to face Vanessa & April... Wh*res I know these ain't male strippers. "hahahahehehe" they burst out in laughter. "It's not Sasha just open the damn door" April said. I unlocked the door and standing before me were three fine young men. "ooooohhh this is who it is! I knew I loved yall b*tches I said moving aside letting the boys in. "We knew you would" April said standing up.
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Come On Girls! Lets Show Them How It's Done!
MY FIRST STORY! I WAS BORED SO I JUST PUT SOMETHING TOGETHER HOPE YOU GUYS READ IT & LIKE IT, TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK PLEASEEE:)
 
My girls Vanessa, April & I decided that it's time for us to have a girls night out. It's been alot of sh*t going on with Nessa going through her extremely difficult break up with Jordan and April getting the big job promotion that also came along with her purchasing a gorgeous white Range Rover Sport that im too eager to ride in. It's time for us to celebrate and find us some new boy toys. We haven't been to the club in 3 weeks & TRUST me & my girls are bar flies and thats not usual for our popular asses to be away from the media's eye for that long, we're excited though because when you don't go to the club in awhile and you finally step back through those double doors with your stripper heels and a pair of painted on stonewashed Guess jeans every head turns and you WILL be the center of attention and topic of every conversation. Vanessa says our mission is to get her some d**k tonight but everybody and they mama knows that as soon as any guy approaches Vanessa she's going to burst into tears remembering the day Jordan approached her in the club. She kills me and April with that story.
 
I stepped outta the shower & headed to my huge walk in closet. I went straight to my pantie collection. I thought twice about wearing any but i won't be a complete bad ass tonight so I went for my favorite black t-back and matching strapless bra, decided not to go for the hot pink set, guess i'll just keep it simple. I slid on my underwear and snapped my bra together. Then went on a search for my tightest pair of jeans that hugged my perfectly round booty & my half shirt that showed my silver belly button ring on my almost a 6 pack stomach. I topped my outfit off with my new Giuseppe platform pumps. "ooooeeee" damn I must say I looked like a millon NO a trillion bucks. I was so ready to go sit these quick weave wearing wh*res down "hehe" I made myself laugh. I could already tell that tonight was going to be great.
Sleepover time, grab your overnight bags & the jello shots girls!
This was in my drafts for a lil minute so I decided to post, it came out better than I thought it would:)
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Yeah Biitch Im On My BARBIE Shiit;)

Two years ago - 507 views
Yeah Biitch Im On My BARBIE Shiit;)
That Girl is SO pretty too me:) Please comment && fav.
He Threw Me The Blunt & Told Me "Bae Burn One"
Please somebody tell me who that guy is in that picture lol. Oooooooo he, well his body (lol) is gorgeous;)
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